You won't so I will tell you.
I've been teaching some people patchwork. Get me!
A few people at one of the craft groups I've been going to expressed an interested in learning with the possible aim of making a charity quilt. As it will be worked on in the pub we meet in it will be done by hand so I went for a nine patch block. I figured this was a good place to start.
I said I would supply all the fabric etc as I have so much and pulled this lot out from stash and cut it all up into 2.5 inch squares ready for action.
I had three students working on it and we have 2 blocks finished and 2 nearly finished. Not bad going I thought especially as one chappy turned up who had never been before and didn't seem to have much experience of sewing.
What I've said is I will take the supplies to every meeting and if people are in the mood for it they can have a go or leave it until next time. I'm interested to see how long it will take to build up a good supply of patches.
So everything was going well until I was leaving the pub and took a very undignified tumble down the steps, all the rains fault, no alcohol was consumed I promise. I'm expecting my bum and my elbow to show some interesting colour bruising over the next few days.